easyvirgin:

yo girl is worth $82 lmao


90.00 exact yo

easyvirgin:

yo girl is worth $82 lmao

90.00 exact yo

(Source: ihavenotfailed, via vagin0)

offensive-chicken:

/LOADING ULTIMATE COLLECTION

EA YOU JUST RESTORED MY FAITH IN YOUR SPORTY ASS

WELL DONE WELL DONE I APPLAUD YOU

… Whilst the mac users get screwed 

holleyberry:

Fuck You Graham and Ryan. Fuck You EA! Don Lothario is NOT a Bro.

Of anyone in the series he is the most like Barney Stinson, who is a self proclaimed Bro, meaning he’s a bro, and also a fictional character that you have the power to change so if you don’t want him to be a bro, then he’s not. 

holleyberry:

Fuck You Graham and Ryan. Fuck You EA! Don Lothario is NOT a Bro.

Of anyone in the series he is the most like Barney Stinson, who is a self proclaimed Bro, meaning he’s a bro, and also a fictional character that you have the power to change so if you don’t want him to be a bro, then he’s not. 

horribleteens:

queenofpale:

sourest:

savanitabonita:

hopefor-thehopeless:

you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair
and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and get the thought of me out of your head and focus on the girl dancing with you who wants to be your apple pie but you can’t see the diamonds in her eyes because you’re staring at the ones hanging around her neck and you can’t feel her pull you in closer because she’s reaching farther behind your head of dark hair and tapping shoulders of random guys she’s never even met
and when this happens I hope you run to the dingy bathroom and splash your face with dirty water and vomit up the words you never said because while you’re out drowning your heart in things I shouldn’t care about I’m here looking at the moon whispering how much I fucking love you
and if you take her home I swear to God the moonlight will keep you awake no matter what time it is and you’ll watch it shine across your bedroom floor where we danced and laughed and I almost told you that you are my night sky
and I hope the light catches your attention more than the sight of her would and I hope when you wake up all your remember is that roses are my favourite scented flower and you can’t escape the light of the moon

I’m in the kind of mood where reading this made me cry.

This can’t be more perfect

this is probably my favourite thing on tumblr. 

shit

horribleteens:

queenofpale:

sourest:

savanitabonita:

hopefor-thehopeless:

you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair

and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and get the thought of me out of your head and focus on the girl dancing with you who wants to be your apple pie but you can’t see the diamonds in her eyes because you’re staring at the ones hanging around her neck and you can’t feel her pull you in closer because she’s reaching farther behind your head of dark hair and tapping shoulders of random guys she’s never even met

and when this happens I hope you run to the dingy bathroom and splash your face with dirty water and vomit up the words you never said because while you’re out drowning your heart in things I shouldn’t care about I’m here looking at the moon whispering how much I fucking love you

and if you take her home I swear to God the moonlight will keep you awake no matter what time it is and you’ll watch it shine across your bedroom floor where we danced and laughed and I almost told you that you are my night sky

and I hope the light catches your attention more than the sight of her would and I hope when you wake up all your remember is that roses are my favourite scented flower and you can’t escape the light of the moon

I’m in the kind of mood where reading this made me cry.

This can’t be more perfect

this is probably my favourite thing on tumblr. 

shit

(via d-a-n-n-i-n-i-c-o-l-e)

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

I would kill for this to have in my Long-distance relationship … That would be so nice. 

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

I would kill for this to have in my Long-distance relationship … That would be so nice. 

(Source: ldrsociety, via vagin0)

Why do I enjoy the kim Kardashian App so much? WHY 

diisneydreaming:

Zoom around the park with Tsum Tsum (by Oh My Disney)

DO YOU HEAR ME CRYING

I have an app that has Tsum Tsums, they are the cutest 

(Source: mickeyandcompany, via cmkaela)

jackhoward:

don’t watch this movie it’s bad, this belongs in a much better movie, this bit is amazing

i just did twenty squats in response to dat booty

jackhoward:

don’t watch this movie it’s bad, this belongs in a much better movie, this bit is amazing

i just did twenty squats in response to dat booty

vagin0:

Lonely commuter. So no difference

Professional Fucking Nothing

vagin0:

Lonely commuter. So no difference

Professional Fucking Nothing

(Source: harryfloorcorn)